crocs Athens Thong Sandal
These are crocs. Something of comfort and style that doesn't embarrass the wearer. Hallelujah. I always knew there was a shoe god.
This was the crocs that obscenely screamed to the world that you chose comfort over style. Maybe to wear in the garden and because I didn't want to ruin any of my other shoes and because there was nothing left on earth to wear. But that's where I draw the line.